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my lunch. in photos. and stuff like that.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

feeling lunch is feeling good, I believe in lunch

special #1
from: la casita
price: $13?
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: kenny loggins. yeah. really. actually... listen to the first 30 seconds of this song. crazy funky! does anyone know a song by MF/Danger Doom that uses this sample? cuz when I heard it, I was totally expecting to hear Doom start rapping.
comments: today's theme of wigglies is booze n drugs. today I stayed at work a bit late for the hootsuite april fools release. click my lunch to see the celebratory tequila shots all lined up. and the real action gets going here

and bill had:

special #2
comments: click bill's lunch to see him cutting lines of mini-wheats crumbs. and the real action gets going here.


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

bye Phil! have fun in Edmonton!

from: splitz grill
price: $13?
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
comments: at the end of this week, phil is moving to edmonton for a while. he got a job there. crazy fool. oh well, this gave us an excuse to meet up at splitz. yum. click to see a panorama of most of the table.

and phil had:

a burger
comments: yeah. we all had burgers. phil probably won't have any for a long time. there's no beef in alberta, right?

and chris had:

blurry hands
comments: click. another panorama.

and the other phil had:

comments: click to see the other phil motorcycling back to the office. he had no idea I was standing there taking pics.

and travis had:

a hot dog.
comments: I missed a couple other lunches. andy, dave, remick and bill. but we was all there and it was good times. then on the way home, I ran into an old friend, Porkchop, at a coffee shoppe. click to see


Tuesday, March 29, 2011

the lunchers cried, and the poets dreamed

southern scramble
from: Deacon's Corner
price: $12?
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: don mclean
comments: chandavid and a couple interns joined us for deacon's tuesday. it was a tight squeeze into a booth. but we survived. click to see david and eric playing with magic spells.

and hui had:

a reuben
comments: hui is our newest intern. also, I think, the youngest we've had. at a mere 19 years old, he may be the first teenager to work in our office. crazy. he's also dutch. crazy! click to see another version of the previous gif. this one is just 2 frames. magic!

and nils had:

chicken burger
comments: this is nils' last week with us. he's heading back to denmark this weekend, I think. we'll miss him at the foosball table. click to see the beautiful latte that abbi made me today.


Monday, March 28, 2011

hot girls in lunch

from: two chefs and a table
price: $13?
rating: &&&&&/&&&&&
listening to: loverboy
comments: quite the surprise today when we saw the 2 Chefs menu and it had breakfast on it! yum. and even a greater surprise to see fried chicken and waffles. and it was really good. also tonight, I stay a bit late at work for a release. you should see how crazy the office gets during releases. you can see it. just click my lunch, foolio.

and bill had:

veggie omelet
comments: bill said the omelet was quite good, as well. click to see One Bill and a Table.


Friday, March 25, 2011

my lunch will laugh with me before the morning comes

from: incendio
price: $15
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: the stones
comments: didn't go crazy on the wigglies today. infact, no wiggly under my lunch. go on, click it and see. see? that's me. and my niece. the older one. the younger one was being baptized the day of this photo. what? is it unfair that I don't have a pic of that happening? well, you know me, I got tons of em. see? the other little girl (on the left) is my cousin, Rosalie. it was a double christening. 2for1! ok, now it's unfair that I didn't have a pic of my nephew. ok done.

and bill had:

comments: bill keeps going against the calzone. I think there's something wrong with him.

and Nils had:

comments: nils is our danish intern. he joined us for lunch today. he comes from denmark with a passion for foosball and some kinda skills that he's using to help hootsuite. ha. the foosball is what matters. I was a little surprised when our waitress instantly knew that he wanted his danish beer, Tuborg. but she did. then I realized that he's living a block from Incendio, so it all made sense.


Thursday, March 24, 2011

making lunch with somebody, exactly like you

from: phole
price: like $13 with my lychee blended drink
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: chris isaak
comments: special treat for lunch today! hey ritchie! was in town!! he was just stopping through on his return to america from greenland. yeah. greenland! in the middle of winter! well, yeah, spring has started here, but I hear that it's as cold as it can get over this this time of year. click to see him showing us photos.

and hey ritchie had:

comments: so yeah, he had lots of photos. and they are amazing. you wanna see em? no. they're not ready yet. but you can click his half eaten lunch here to see one photo. of the moon. and the northern lights. nice.

and bill had:

the veggie dish
comments: it looks like ritchie has started posting these photos on flickr. huzzah! you wanna see em? of course you do. click bill's lunch.


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

she lies and says she's in lunch with him, can't find a butter man

classic omelette
from: LanaLou's
price: I forget. $10?
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: pearl jam
comments: today I've been at hootsuite for exactly 1 year. how about that. and I don't feel like quitting. interesting feeling. click my lunch to see a guy from zztop getting a light.

and bill had:

veggie omelette
comments: bill's been working here for over a year. nothing special 'bout that! click to see little kidney mangoes. imagine passing one of those. eek.


Tuesday, March 22, 2011

lunch is a song, it's better than any

hungry man - biscuits, sausage and gravy
from: deacon's corner
price: $13ish
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: pacific gas and electric
comments: ok ok ok. so today, probably the most exciting witnessable thing occurred at lunch. and we were there to see it. whilst filming a movie, they made Incendio blow up. it blew up real good. unfortunately, you blog viewers will not get to see what could have been the most awesome wiggly evar. no. cuz I'm stupid and didn't pay attention to what mode my new camera was on. arg. when I thought I was making amazing wigglies of this event, I was actually still shooting on the 'food' setting. so angry. so stupid. anyway, you can click my lunch to see a before/during/after animation of this event. so. angry. argh.

and bill had:

what you think?
comments: nothing really matters today. no. no. no. stupid camera setting. aaaargh!!! click bill's lunch to see a buncha tiny dudes in a chicken boat. yes. you read that right.


Monday, March 21, 2011

happy spring, everyone!!

epic egg sandwich
from: home
price: n/a (too hard to calculate)
rating: &&&&.3/&&&&&
comments: truly epic fried egg sandwich. olive bread, tomato, ham, horseradish and cheddar were all in there. but you wanna see real artistic and delicious food? click the sandwich! this was a dish I had at The Apron restaurant at the westin wall centre in Richmond on the weekend. wow. really good. I mean it looks like art, and it tasted like... well... quite amazing, really. the black paint like stuff is squid ink, if you were wondering. I don't remember what everything else was. but I enjoyed it thoroughly.


Friday, March 18, 2011

lonely little lunch dog that no one knows the name of

from: incendio
price: $15
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: tv on the radio
comments: friday at incendio. what a surprise. not really. but a real surprise was craig stopping by to say hi. click to see him and bill in a crazy "sony 3D" style wiggly.

and bill had:

comments: bill's back to the calzone, it seems. will it last? click to see how lazy it made him. and for more wigglies, you can see that jess agreeing with richerd's fashionable new ipad 2 look.


Thursday, March 17, 2011

I give you my lunch, still you walk away

the chicken
from: Afro Canadian
price: $12ish?
rating: &&&&.5/&&&&&
listening to: U2 (it was irish music all day in my headphones!)
comments: happy st patty's day everyone! did ya wear green? did you drink booze? irish it up! wanna see pure St Patrick gangsta? well then, ya best be clickin me lunch! (read that last line with an irish lilt)

and bill had:

the taste of africa
comments: bill was not wearing green. disappointing. however, you can see him hovering by a us mail box. go on. click it.


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

lunch is good

flamethrower n stuff
from: DQ
price: too much
rating: &&&/&&&&&
listening to: nothing. but there's gotta be a song lyric somewhere that is 'love is good', right?
comments: lazy post today. I didn't work. mini-weekend. I <3 mini-weekend. don't even bother clicking my lunch. unless you wanna see the exact same wiggly bigger. which you might wanna see. afterall, it is an awesome wiggly.


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

setting sons and lonely lunchers free

apple sausage on a bun
from: deacon's corner
price: $9
rating: &&&.5/&&&&&
listening to:
comments: today's special was an interesting one. not overly delicious, but quite good. click to see the jamming I'll be doing around the same time this post appears to have been posted. that wiggly is the way my new camera wants to make them. this one is more my style. I don;t think I like the lazy sony ones as much.

and bill had:

vegg burgg
comments: blah blah blah blah click blah blah storm trooper. blah. blah-blaaaah.


Monday, March 14, 2011

I know it sounds old, but I lunch you

waffle sandwich and cauliflower lobster bisque
from: Acme Cafe
price: $12
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: g. love and special sauce
comments: today was π day. 3.14. so we went somewhere with good pies. acme cafe. I didn't actually eat pie cuz my special came with a pecan cake thingy. it was yummy. click to see their pies.

and bill had:

mac n cheese
comments: no wiggly under bill's lunch. but there's a funny pic. I don't think bill was actually crosseyed at all. it's the camera. the camera does crazy things. bill wanted to push these crazy things. so he tried to track his finger across the 3D sweep. he was very determined to do this.

and richerd had:

comments: later in the day, there was some arms dealings going on right outside the office. click to see that. but check out everyone's jaws. crazy jaws.

and vanessa had:

salad and a root beer float
comments: ignore the salad. focus on the root beer float. yum. click to see a photo shoot we walked by on the way back form lunch.

and gavin had:

a clubhouse
comments: gavin found plastic in his soup. that's not very good. he didn't have to pay for it. but still, not very good. click to see more arms dealing action. supposedly there was a sale on at superstore. the office is very well armed now.


Friday, March 11, 2011

I don't mean to suggest that I lunched you the best

grilled cheese
from: home
price: n/a
rating: &&&.5/&&&&&
listening to: lloyd cole covering leonard cohen
comments: I took friday off instead of monday. so I already weekending at this point. click to see vancouver. the city.

and also on the weekend, diego had:

some watermelon
comments: saw diego on the weekend. he's still a smiling machine. click to see an interesting window display.


Thursday, March 10, 2011

am I your luncher or a substitute

soup n sandwich
from: HAVE cafe
price: $7.78 with coffee
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: blue rodeo
comments: I'm not sure what day it is. I'm posting this for thursday, I think. there was some craziness for a thursday at the office. starting with my lunch here... click it to see kate getting attacked by eric, who was on a serious nerf rampage.

and bill had:

veg pasta
comments: now click bill's lunch to see the end of eric firing a whole clip at bill's face. very close. huge gif, but worth it. go click.

and ashley had:

veggie burger with BACON!
comments: ashley had a rather conflicting lunch. bacon on a veggie burger. crazy. and she was looking after mika today. and she tricked me into taking mika for coffee later. click to see her patiently waiting for us at the jjbean.

and mark had:

his sandwich wrapped to go
comments: smart move with getting the sandwich wrapped. cuz these lunches are quite large. anyway, click to see david getting shot at point blank range. point blanc range?

and dj shadow had:

soup n sandwich
comments: ok, this is a lot of guest lunches. but it's over now. and only one more lunch to click. under this one is eric hovering and throwing water. almost got a good hover from this burst shot. but the water makes it awesome.


Wednesday, March 09, 2011

but the green is still close to green, my lunch

special #1
from: la casita
price: $13
rating: &&&&/&&&&&
listening to: bright eyes
comments: click to see seagulls swarming main street. what else I gotta say? nuthin!

and bill had:

special #2
comments: click to see bill kinda hovering. the new camera doesn't do hover quite as well as the old one. but hey, no scratch.


Tuesday, March 08, 2011

you lose your lunch when you say the word 'mine'

carolina pancakes
from Deacon's Corner
price: $13ish
rating: &&&.8/&&&&&
listening to: neil young
comments: today was pancake day. so I had some. so full. and there was a big release at work today. late late night at the office. click to see how you know when it's time to launch software. just keep going until you hit the mark.

and craig had:

comments: craig met us for lunch. he didn't have to leave the block he lives on. click to see Nils taking some photos round the office during our exciting release.

and bill had:

veggie stuff
comments: as the evening got later and later, bill resorted to his old mr. heat miser look. not to be out done, eric turned, once again, into Joseph Stylin' his walter ego. click to see him with the shotgun.


Monday, March 07, 2011

someone told me there's a girl out there with lunch in her eyes, and flowers in her hair

vietnamese subs
from: Bale
price: $10ish
rating: &&&&.5/&&&&&
listening to: led zeppelin
comments: I had errands to run at lunch today. so sadly, I did not dine with bill. it's ok. I'll get over it. what I had to do was reinsure my car. this lead to me getting new plates! wanna see? click me lunch.

and new in the office today was:

comments: sal is katie's roommate's dog. he's very cute. this is him at my desk. in other news, I finally got a new point-n-shoot camera. this one's a Sony, and it's kinda like it was invented for my blog. it has a food setting. awesome. it also does some crazy hi-tech stuff where you 'sweep' the camera to make panoramics AND 3D photos! to properly view the 3D, you need a TV, but I can make wigglies out of them. you'll see. click to see one of the panoramas all wigglied up. it's also got a 10 photo/sec 'burst' mode. I do love burst modes.

and bill had:

from from Lunchbox
comments: the 3D setting on the camera does crazy things to objects that are moving through the frame. click to see Remick on his way to work. I didn't freeze him like that, or make the cars crazy. that's just the new cam. stay tuned for many many more wigglies (Russ!).


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