you can't break those cuffs

LOBSTER SUB!!
from: subway
price: $16.98 + tax!!!!!!
rating: &&&/&&&&&
listening to: the linked vids :)
comments: wow. most expensive sub evar. well, I coulda doubled the meat and it woulda been $22. crazy. anyway. it was ok. not all that great, kinda tasty, but the worst part was the ill feelings I had later in the evening. ugh. I will never buy this sub again. but it was interesting. vietnamese subs next time, all the way. click it to see a cops-clip that you have to watch to the very end.

and dave had:

an $8 "melt"
comments: dave made the right choice here. half the money, just as much sub. oh well. did you watch the cops clip above? ok, now you're ready to listen to my new favourite song. click dave's lunch, and watch your speaker/headphone volume. eeeeaaaaaaarrrrrgh!